3rd July 2011

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"Those of you helping us test the repulsion gel today, just follow the blue line on the floor. Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I’ve got some good news and some bad news: bad news is we’re postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we’ve got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You’ll know when the test starts" Cave Johnson

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3rd July 2011

Photo reblogged from Sfé R. Monster with 488 notes

sfemonster:

Trying to pick the text arrangement/format I like for my iPhone case. 
THOUGHTS, TUMBLR FRIENDS?

sfemonster:

Trying to pick the text arrangement/format I like for my iPhone case. 

THOUGHTS, TUMBLR FRIENDS?

3rd July 2011

Photo reblogged from beep beep i'm an airplane with 824 notes

gogglesaurus:

THE WHEATLEY
A Portal-themed cocktail.

” Whoah! Hello? Can you see the portal gun? Also, are you alive? That’s important, should have asked that first. “

Ingredients:
Hypnotiq
Bacardi Big Apple Rum
Cool Blue Gatorade
Grande Absinthe
Preparation:
Get a cup/glass/whatever you’re drinking this in*.
Fill half the beverage receptacle with Hypnotiq.
Fill [little less] than a quarter of the beverage receptable with Bacardi Big Apple Rum.
Fill [little less] than a quarter of the beverage receptable with Cool Blue Gatorade.
Add as many drops** of Grande Absinthe as you see fit.
Think of it as a test***!
*This drink was originally made as a shot, but it still tastes good in larger amounts.
**Use a pipette if necessary.  Science cannot be held responsible if you add too much absinthe.
***Science can also not be held responsible if you ingest too many cocktails while on the testing track.
_______________________________
Original post [includes the origins of ‘The Wheatley’ and a fun diagram for test subjects who are illiterate]: CLICKMECLICKMECLICKME
Photo taken by gogglesaurus
ATTENTION!!!! Please do not forget the propulsion or the repulsion gel

gogglesaurus:

THE WHEATLEY

A Portal-themed cocktail.

” Whoah! Hello? Can you see the portal gun? Also, are you alive? That’s important, should have asked that first. “


Ingredients
:

  • Hypnotiq
  • Bacardi Big Apple Rum
  • Cool Blue Gatorade
  • Grande Absinthe

Preparation:

Get a cup/glass/whatever you’re drinking this in*.

Fill half the beverage receptacle with Hypnotiq.

Fill [little less] than a quarter of the beverage receptable with Bacardi Big Apple Rum.

Fill [little less] than a quarter of the beverage receptable with Cool Blue Gatorade.

Add as many drops** of Grande Absinthe as you see fit.

Think of it as a test***!

*This drink was originally made as a shot, but it still tastes good in larger amounts.

**Use a pipette if necessary.  Science cannot be held responsible if you add too much absinthe.

***Science can also not be held responsible if you ingest too many cocktails while on the testing track.

_______________________________

Original post [includes the origins of ‘The Wheatley’ and a fun diagram for test subjects who are illiterate]: CLICKMECLICKMECLICKME

Photo taken by gogglesaurus

ATTENTION!!!! Please do not forget the propulsion or the repulsion gel

2nd July 2011

Video reblogged from Analogue Clock's Guide To Life with 105 notes

rhysjoejoshtomfaris:

This is the best live version of Sea Within a Sea you will ever watch

2nd July 2011

Video reblogged from Analogue Clock's Guide To Life with 10 notes


skills

….awsome

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