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"Those of you helping us test the repulsion gel today, just follow the blue line on the floor. Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I’ve got some good news and some bad news: bad news is we’re postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we’ve got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You’ll know when the test starts" Cave Johnson
Trying to pick the text arrangement/format I like for my iPhone case.
THOUGHTS, TUMBLR FRIENDS?
A Portal-themed cocktail.
” Whoah! Hello? Can you see the portal gun? Also, are you alive? That’s important, should have asked that first. “
- Bacardi Big Apple Rum
- Cool Blue Gatorade
- Grande Absinthe
Get a cup/glass/whatever you’re drinking this in*.
Fill half the beverage receptacle with Hypnotiq.
Fill [little less] than a quarter of the beverage receptable with Bacardi Big Apple Rum.
Fill [little less] than a quarter of the beverage receptable with Cool Blue Gatorade.
Add as many drops** of Grande Absinthe as you see fit.
Think of it as a test***!
*This drink was originally made as a shot, but it still tastes good in larger amounts.
**Use a pipette if necessary. Science cannot be held responsible if you add too much absinthe.
***Science can also not be held responsible if you ingest too many cocktails while on the testing track.
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ATTENTION!!!! Please do not forget the propulsion or the repulsion gel
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